Let's start with me...I have quite the boyfriend. He loves to barely talk, have lots of sex, do absolutely nothing romantic and would probably play FIFA all day long if he could. So, screw video games, they're the ultimate cock block. Of course, he loves watching movies because what guy doesn't? It's the automatic hook up because eventually someone gets bored with the movie and what next to do but start fondling each other? I'll admit it...normally I'm the first to make the move, but hey sex is a lot better than a movie if you ask me.
Worst part is...the sex never is up to par. Sex is a lot of a girl doing all the work while the guy lays there breathing heavy and sweating all over your sheets. Or, switch roles - the guys on top for a few minutes after he's dripped disgusting sweat all over you and then gets tired and asks to switch places.
I think the best part is watching his face as he orgasms...or even hearing the absurd alien-like noises. Some guys almost squeal and sound like a dying animal. What happened to a normal moan like in the movies? Also, pay attention to their eyebrows...they're always frowning during pleasure.
Worst part has to be the amount of work a girl has to put into getting things started. Kissing his neck, fondling him and oddly enjoying the weird feeling of his balls, kissing him down his chest and maybe giving head if you feel like he deserves it that day. Ha, I know every time I contemplate giving head i think back to the past couple days...(was he nice to me this week? There was that time he was being an ass... oh, but he held my hand for about five seconds longer than usual and he gave me his coat. Mmm I guess that's good enough.) *proceeds to go down*
Then there's always the "too much foreplay." It's really the struggle finding the balance. Too much foreplay = 2 minutes of sex or just enough foreplay = 8 minutes of sex.
To end this blog, I've always noticed guys say "It wasn't fully sex because I didn't cum." Um...I'm sorry, but have you not noticed that I finish about 1 out of ten times...you don't hear me saying I only have had sex once in my life. ....Just a thought....
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